Sunday, October 23, 2005

Bullshit

A friend of mine e-mailed me this short anecdote:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” the turkey sighed, “but I haven’t got the energy.”

“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull.

“They’re packed with nutrients.”

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

When was the last time you checked your life about bullshit?

1 Comments:

At 1:45 AM, Anonymous Mel said...

hey awesome stuff

 

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